I'm in my early-mid 30s and live in the middle of nowhere on the East Coast in the United States. I grew up somewhere in New Jersey. If you want me to narrow it down, it was specifically in a part where we said 'pork roll' instead of 'Taylor ham.' I moved out a couple years ago and there's nothing particularly special about the town I live in now. We have... a lot of cornfields. And that's about it!

I have two cats and also feed a bunch of strays too. One of my cats likes to eat but is on a diet. The other one is very vocal and likes to talk at me at random hours. The strays love to stand in front of me and prevent me from walking forward.

I majored in Mathematics in college. Some of my hobbies include cooking weird things, casual video games, and going on Geocities walks. To be honest, I'm not the most interesting person but I hope you will enjoy some of the content on my site anyway.